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Bob Bobberson III: He calls... oh god...
Waddles: Mascot of OCF, absolute savior (DO NOT touch the printers)
Tux: Mascot of Linux, absolute savior
Screaming Angry Penguin: Keeps the printers safely untouched, absolute savior
HOLY ROYAL STAPLER: ONLY STAPLER IN OFFICE, PROTECT AT ALL COSTS